fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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