Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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