office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
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