STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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