Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I didn't notice because vodka
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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