Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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