remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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