just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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