stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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