He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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