think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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