i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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