Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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