how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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