break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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