you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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