So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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