My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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