I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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