That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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