Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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