My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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