Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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