I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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