that's an acceptable place to lick
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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