How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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