So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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