you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
You need Xanax blowdarts
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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