D3 body, D1 cock
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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