Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
