Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Let the clothes fall where they may.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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