we made out on top of his cat.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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