everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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