i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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