Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Randomize
