I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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