I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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