No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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