Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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