how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
wow bdsm is so cute
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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