No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
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