Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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