One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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