You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Help. Why am I so naked?
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