is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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