please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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