have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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