Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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