yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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