I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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