and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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